I was just trying to survive dinner when my mother-in-law kicked my chair and sent me face-first into my salad. “Oh honey, maybe next time sit up straighter,” she said, while my husband laughed like it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen.
Part 1: My face slammed into the salad bowl so hard the clinking of champagne glasses instantly stopped. For one frozen second, the entire room watched goat cheese slide down …
I was just trying to survive dinner when my mother-in-law kicked my chair and sent me face-first into my salad. “Oh honey, maybe next time sit up straighter,” she said, while my husband laughed like it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen. Read More